Thu, 01 May 2008 22:04:56 +0000
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot!
How do cats eat spaghetti?
The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:38:01 +0000
CATerwaul - a cat with a very loud cry - CAT-erwaul
CATacomb - a cat that burrows underground - CAT-acombTue, 22 Apr 2008 22:03:07 +0000
What looks like half a cat?
The other half!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens!Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:00:47 +0000
Cats’re moody.
Cats leave hair everywhere.
Cats drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Kittens’re tiny little women in cheap fur coats.Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:49:30 +0000
-Cats do what they want.
-They rarely listen to you.
-They’re totally unpredictable.Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:52:26 +0000
Please don’t make me… I don’t want to go… please..Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:47:15 +0000
‘I think that I shall never see
A dog as he’s supposed to be;
A dog who since he was a pup
Has learned when he should just shut up.’
‘I’m tired of hearing dogs just yap
And wake me when I take a nap.
Those boisterous creatures bark and growl,
Bay at the moon and screech and howl.’
‘They never do a [...]Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:44:15 +0000
“Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow”
“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”Fri, 28 Mar 2008 21:58:11 +0000
- Cats whine when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- Cats expect you to cater to their every whim.Sat, 22 Mar 2008 21:42:37 +0000
‘Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have
never forgotten this.’